Haskell is Not a Real Programming Language
In Haskell vs. Ada vs. Awk vs. ... An Experiment in Software Prototyping Productivity by Paul Hudak and Mark P. Jones published in October 1994, the reviewers of the Haskell code did not believe that it was a real program: 1
[The reviewers] had studied [the Haskell program] under the assumption that it was a mixture of requirements specification and top level design. They were convinced it was incomplete because it did not address issues such as data structure design and execution order." 2